// JavaScript Document var quote = new Array(42); quote[0] = "\"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.\"
Gone with the Wind"; quote[1] = "\"I love the smell of napalm in the morning.\"
Apocalypse Now"; quote[2] = "\"Save him! Save him! Save who? Save the bombardier!\"
Catch 22"; quote[3] = "\"I saw the best minds of my generation...\"
Alan Ginsberg in Howl"; quote[4] = "\"Is it safe?\"
Marathon Man"; quote[5] = "\"Oh, you are sick!\"
Eraserhead"; quote[6] = "\"Send ya up the river like you lookin' for Kurtz.
I got the mugwump jism up in every verse.\"
Bomb the Bass in Bug Powder Dust"; quote[7] = "\"Sometimes reality is too complex for oral communication.
But legend embodies it in a form
which enables it to spread all over the world.\"
Alphaville"; quote[8] = "\"Time is like a circle which is endlessly described.
The declining arc is the past.
The inclining arc is the future.\"
Alphaville"; quote[9] = "\"Everything has been said,
provided words do not change their meanings
and meanings their words.\"
Alphaville"; quote[10] = "\"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.\"
All About Eve"; quote[11] = "\"Zed is dead, baby.\"
Pulp Fiction"; quote[12] = "\"Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.\"
Wedding Crashers"; quote[13] = "\"Only after disaster can we be resurrected.\"
Fight Club"; quote[14] = "\"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.\"
Fight Club"; quote[15] = "\"I've met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time,
but you - you're twenty minutes!\"
Ace in the Hole"; quote[16] = "\"Lawyers should never marry other lawyers.
This is called in-breeding; from this comes idiot children...
and other lawyers.\"
Adam's Rib"; quote[17] = "\"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.\"
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai"; quote[18] = "\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"
Airplane"; quote[19] = "\"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.\"
Airplane"; quote[20] = "\"A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know?
It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.\"
Annie Hall"; quote[21] = "\"Out here, they don't bury their trash.
They turn it into television shows.\"
Annie Hall"; quote[22] = "\"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!\"
Dr. Strangelove"; quote[23] = "\"I have just one word for you. Plastics.\"
The Graduate"; quote[24] = "\"Open the pod bay doors please, HAL.\"
2001: A Space Oddity"; quote[25] = "\"Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it.\"
2001: A Space Oddity"; quote[26] = "\"Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this.
I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly,
take a stress pill and think things over.\"
2001: A Space Oddity"; quote[27] = "\"It's better to destroy then create what's unnecessary.\"
8 1/2"; quote[28] = "\"Anyone can get a job.
It takes a real man to make it without working.\"
Barfly"; quote[29] = "\"I like to watch.\"
Being There"; quote[30] = "\"Dave, my mind is going.\"
2001: A Space Oddity"; quote[31] = "\"I like to watch.\"
Being There"; quote[32] = "\"This is just like television, only you can see much further.\"
Being There"; quote[33] = "\"Order some golf shoes,
otherwise we'll never get out of this place alive.
impossible to walk in this muck, no footing at all.\"
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"; quote[34] = "\"Can't stop here, this is bat country.\"
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"; quote[35] = "\"There's a force in the universe that makes things happen,
and all you have to do is get in touch with it.
Stop thinking. Let things happen and be the ball.\"
Caddyshack"; quote[36] = "\"This steak still has marks
from where the jockey was hitting it.
You tell the chef this is low grade Dog Food.\"
Caddyshack"; quote[37] = "\"She's my sister and my daughter!\"
Chinatown"; quote[38] = "\"Of course I'm respectable. I'm old.
Politicians, ugly buildings, and whores
all get respectable if they last long enough.\"
Chinatown"; quote[39] = "\"The T.V. business is a cruel and shallow money trench,
a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free,
and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side. \"
Hunter Thompson"; quote[40] = "\"Donde esta la biblioteca, Pedro?\"
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story"; quote[41] = "\"And there's hamburger all over the highway
in Mystic, Connecticut.\"
Firesign Theater Don't Touch that Dwarf, Hand me the Pliers"; quote[42] = "\"No one ever went broke
underestimating the taste of the American public.\"
H.L. Mencken"; quote[43] = "\"Those who can.. do. Those who can't.. teach.\"
George Bernard Shaw"; quote[44] = "\"A professor must have a theory, as a dog must have fleas.\"
H.L. Mencken"; quote[45] = "\"To wage a war for a purely moral reason is as absurd as
to ravish a woman for a purely moral reason. \"
H.L. Mencken"; quote[46] = "\"Charlie don't surf!\"
Apocalypse Now"; quote[47] = "\"You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.\"
Apocalypse Now"; quote[48] = "\"You can't handle the truth!\"
A Few Good Men"; quote[49] = "\"Love means never having to say you're sorry.\"
Love Story"; quote[50] = "\"Hasta la Vista, baby!\"
Terminator 2: Judgment Day"; quote[51] = "\"Forget it Jake. It's Chinatown.\"
Chinatown"; quote[52] = "\"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!\"
Planet of the Apes"; quote[53] = "\"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.\"
Wall Street"; quote[54] = "\"Go ahead. Make my day.\"
Sudden Impact"; quote[55] = "\"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.\"
The Godfather"; quote[56] = "\"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.\"
The Wizard of Oz"; quote[57] = "\"You've got to ask yourself one question:
'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?\"
Dirty Harry"; quote[58] = "\"Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.\"
Dead Poets Society"; quote[59] = "\"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.\"
Godfather II"; quote[60] = "\"It's better to burn out, than to fade away.\"
Neil Young My My, Hey Hey/i>"; quote[61] = "\"You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.\"
Bob Dylan Subterranean Homesick Blues"; quote[62] = "\"Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics..\"
Pietro Mascagni"; quote[63] = "\"Music is a beautiful opiate, if you don't take it too seriously.\"
Henry Miller"; quote[64] = "\"An ocean refuses no river.\"
Sheila Chandra Ever So Lonely"; quote[65] = "\"It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent,
but the most responsive to change.\"
Charles Darwin"; quote[66] = "\"Laugh, clown, laugh, even though your heart is breaking.\"
Laugh, Clown, Laugh"; quote[67] = "\"He who controls the stories, controls society.\"
Plato"; now=new Date() num=(now.getSeconds())%68 document.write(quote[num])